*Legal Disclaimer: By submitting this form, you acknowledge that
your soul remains 100% intact and in your possession. We only collect feedback,
not ethereal essences. Any rumors about soul harvesting are greatly exaggerated.
Probably. Your existential dread is entirely unrelated to this form submission.
This page was created with AI assistance, including the arguably questionable jokes above.
If you found them funny, credit the human. If not, blame the AI.
đź”’ Security Notice: Your feedback is stored securely and accessed via a secret URL
protected by HTTP Basic Authentication with a randomly-generated 32-character password. To put this
in perspective: assuming an attacker could test 1 billion passwords per second (which is unrealistic
for HTTP auth due to network latency), it would take approximately 2.9 Ă— 1047 years
to brute force the password—that's roughly 2 trillion trillion trillion times the age of the universe.
Your feedback is safe. The heat death of the universe will occur long before anyone brute forces this password.